The Interview Part 2

PART 2

(After their greetings and small talk, Sibongile launched the session in earnest)

ABS: What’s your strategy on improving other aspects of the Zimbabwean social life – health, politics, religion, standards of living?

PPP: The Progressive People’s Party intends to inherit a welfare state from the National Transition Authority. Savings from an e-government can be used to fund social grants for widows, the elderly, orphans and people living with disabilities. Pensioners must access their moneys without undue delays. Food parcels from NGOs are welcome but honestly speaking a payout in cash makes a whole lot of difference to the lives of these vulnerable people. It gives them choices and a modicum of dignity. Its working wonders in South Africa. It somehow stimulates economic activity. But don’t get me wrong – the intention won’t be that of creating party patronage or dependency syndrome but to alleviate suffering.

ABS: His Excellency, Cde Mugabe was appointed an ambassador of WHO for NCDs but dethroned 2 days down the line due to a global outrage. The health system in the country is in shambles. The elites go overseas for medical attention. How are you going to fix the rot?

PPP: All referral hospitals must be re-stocked with all the necessary drugs and equipment. Money wasted on foreign trips and a bloated cabinet must cater for giving quality health care to the people of this once beautiful country. Remember, with a lean e-government, such savings are possible. Government clinics will also need to be refurbished. Doctors and nurses must be adequately remunerated. Health, like education, should be provided for free.

(Sibongile nods her head)

ABS: Traditional healers, faith healers? We have an avalanche of prophets with huge followings who claim to cure all ailments? Can you somehow capitalise on that?

PPP: Just like we have ZINATHA, religious denominations in the country must be regulated. Faith healers must be registered and their financial records kept for tax purposes. There must be a common code of ethics to be adhered to by all parties concerned to curb unscrupulous practices. We have prophets swindling or fleecing the gullible public of their hard-earned cash. This is a deplorable practice. Men of the cloth are sexually abusing congregants. There are reports of under-age marriages. There are rape cases. All these despicable vices by vicars and prophets must result in de-registration of perpetrators of the crime. Committing crime under the guise of God is unacceptable. Criminal proceedings must be instituted against the so-called-men-of-god if they flout the laws of the country. But if the clergy can heal the people, unite the people, instil good morals, well, that must be encouraged and supported.

ABS: In your social package to the people, what will be the role of traditional leaders?

PPP: Traditional leaders need to be de-politicised through leadership training courses and workshops so that they are able to function well in an e-government. They are free to belong to any party of their choice but they mustn’t misuse their positions to coerce people to vote a particular party. Frog-marching electorates to rallies or threatening citizens must never ever happen in our envisaged new political dispensation. As part of the rebranding exercise, we will design new official traditional attire for our headmen and chiefs. They will have to throw away the ridiculous hats, bangles and trinkets they were given by the colonial regime. Even our judges will also have to discard their wigs. We will revive the old monarchs like the Ndebele Kingdom, the Mutapa Kingdom and the Rozvi Empire as part of our cultural heritage.
Africans need to re-invent themselves. We need to have self-pride, self-respect and self confidence. That is what great luminaries like Steve Biko, Martin Luther King and Malcom X advocated for. We must refuse to be called Blacks. No one is ‘black’ or ‘white’ in the true sense and meaning of those terms. Colour-coding races is very misleading. Furthermore, the word ‘black’ has negative connotations. It reinforces and conjures concepts like the Dark Continent, Dark Ages, black-sheep, black-magic, black-market, blacklisted, blackmail etc etc. In contrast, ‘white’ is associated with chastity, purity or holiness. If there are Blacks of Africa, Whites of Europe, why are there no “Yellows” of China, “Browns” of Asia or “Reds” of Latin America? In short, the black-white narrative is a racial invention whose usage must be discontinued forthwith. The words Nigger, Negro, Kaffir are frowned upon in polite conversation.
Words like chairman and spokesman are now supplanted with chairperson and spokesperson respectively. The words tribe or native is sometimes used to refer to backward local people of Africa or Latin America. Rarely are the terms used to refer to Europeans or North Americans. Ethnic groups in Europe are specified as British, Nordic, Slavic, Irish or Scottish but rarely as native tribes. No wonder Arabs of North Africa cannot be called blacks and people of European descent who were born and bred in Africa are rarely called Africans but Whites! It’s a semantic mess!
We have a judicial process in our local courts conducted in English and an interpreter to translate in vernacular when there is no English person in the court. We have are political leaders speaking English at rallies or press conferences. We have documents and academic books written in English. Our learners are taught in English. Our women aspire to appear English and go to great pains to enlighten their skins, bleach their hair, wear wigs or put artificial hair extensions. It’s so pathetic. Some men always spot clean-shaven heads not out of cleanliness but because they are not proud of their kinky hair. Beside the e-government, we need a language revolution. We need a cultural revolution. We need to rewrite our history. Our children need to be taught about the great civilisations of Africa. We need to glorify our African scientists, inventors and philosophers. We need to take pride in our cultural traditions and beliefs so that we can be proud of ourselves.

ABS: It seems you have everything figured out. Do you have anything else to say on social life come the new dispensation before we can take a break?

PPP:  It will be short-sighted of the political leadership to embark on such social transformation without changing where ordinary people live. Mud and thatch houses are out of place in the digital age. We need to put willing rural folks in planned villages where water, electricity, clinics, public transport, wi-fi and other amenities can be provided. That will require abundant supplies of quality cement, rural and urban planners, architects, engineers and artisans to build new rural and urban settlements for the future digital society, powered by strictly green energy supplies.

ABS: Thank you very much for your fascinating insight into the future but I would want us to take a short break and thereafter continue with our discussion.

PPP: My pleasure, Sibongile.

(They shook hands and adjourned)

The Interview with the Future President of Zimbabwe

PART 1

Typical of politicians who want to portray an image of a hands-on civil servant, Tafadzwa Musekiwa had his shirt sleeves rolled up and the knot of his tie loosened so that he can ventilate his athletic torso of 42 years. A respectful distance away from him sat Sibongile Sibanda from the African Broadcasting Services. Sibongile Sibanda quickly got to her business of the day after their formal greetings and pleasantries.

ABS: After registering your fledgling party, the Progressive People’s Party, you indicated that your party was neither going to contest the forthcoming 2018 presidential elections nor join a plethora of these sprouting political alliances. You did not articulate the rationale behind your strange stance at your press briefing at Progress Towers Hotel. What’s your grand strategy?

PPP: The truth is most leaders in the ruling party and opposition parties are old and tired. This country needs young, progressive-minded individuals to extricate itself from its current mess. We have Macron at of France at 39, Groysman of Ukrain at 39, Ratas of Estonia at 38, Sheikh Al Thani of Qatar at 36, and Kurz of Austria at 31. Not to mention those in their forties and fifties. Mugabe is 93 years. Tsvangirai is 65 years. Mujuru is 62 years. Mnangagwa is 75 years. Sekeramayi 73 years. They are all past their retirement age and out of tune with the current trends of global leaders’ ages in the digital era. Frankly speaking the BVR exercise is good for us to have a credible voters’ roll but is no panacea to our problems. The country needs a National Transitional Authority as a point of departure to prosperity as envisaged by Dr Ibbo Mandaza.

ABS: But sir, the reality on the ground runs counter to your perspectives and aspirations. How do you intend to bring these apparently hostile political elements to buy in to your ideas? There are campaigns, alliances, factionalism and jostling for positions.

PPP: During the GNU there was stability and prosperity. Elections without reforms are doomed to be a replica of previous sham elections. An NTA will replicate the GNU environment, cool political tensions, save resources on campaigns and provide an opportunity to revamp all aspects of our social, economic and political life. It’s a necessary breather.

ABS: In the unlikely event that a NTA legally implemented, what do you propose to be done first to move the country forward?

PPP: There are simple changes which can transform this country for the good of every citizen of this once great country. Given the opportunity I will speedily remove all dubious police roadblocks.

(Sibongile bursts into uncontrollable laughter)

ABS: Is that really a priority?

PPP: Oh yes it is. The security establishment needs to professionalized. Partisan politics must be rooted out. The entire CIO, and the CID and VID to some extent,  need to be disbanded. All uniformed forces will have to undergo retraining – they need rebranding with new uniforms and new names. All top brass of the security apparatus above 60 years will be retired as well as their counterparts in the civil service – those in the PSC and in the JSC.

ABS: Won’t that create a dangerous power vacuum?

PPP:  I hope not. The economic reforms, political reforms and electoral reforms can only be possible in the absence of a partisan security apparatus. That’s why the NTA is needed to ensure that the laws of the country align with the new Constitution.

ABS: What will be your source of finance to bankroll your reforms?
PPP: Forensic audits, lifestyle audits, land audits will reveal illicit financial outflows, tender irregularities and corruption. Believe me, some of the missing diamond billions are right within our borders. All ill-gotten wealth will be forfeited to the state. Repealing indigenisation laws will definitely attract FDI. All evicted commercial farmers will be given some of their land back or given new lands for starting new farms. Re-engagement with the IFC, IMF, ADB, WB, USA, EU etc etc will definitely guarantee us loans with favourable repayment conditions. It’s not rocket science. It’s pure logic. Our economy doesn’t need a magic wand. It requires common sense from common people.

ABS: You will invite white farmers back?

(Sibongile seems bewildered)

PPP: Of course. Are they not citizens of this country? If ever the NTA can materialise then all is well for the road to Canaan. Whoever imagined that war veterans will rebel against the Old Man? All those who fled their factories and mines due to hyperinflation or political intimidation will be welcomed back home with open arms. We can’t fail to run a population of 16 million people with the right modalities in place.

ABS: How do you intend to revamp the education sector, the health sector, public infrastructure, manufacturing industries, agricultural sector and the service industry?

PPP: All ghost workers will have to do community service of cleaning up our villages, towns and cities.

(Sibongile beams a happy smile)

Ideally, all sectors you identified need to be developed simultaneously. But education and health certainly deserves urgent attention. Generators, solar panels and powerful lithium batteries need to be installed in all schools and clinics without electricity. Computer centres need to be built in all schools. We need to partner with NGOs and the private sector to make this a success.

(Tafadzwa is agitated)

For instance, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation can help with computers, tablets and smartboards in such schools. Dangote can help with the cement and bricks. Strive Masiiwa’s Econet Wireless can help with internet connectivity. Elon Musk  of Solar City and Giga Factory can help with solar panels and lithium batteries. Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook and  Larry Page and Sergey Brin of Google can help with the e-classroom software. Other billionaires like Warren Buffet, Patrice Motsepe, Nicky Oppenheimer, Mike Adenuga, Johann Rupert etc etc can help finance such noble projects.
The Progressive People’s Party wishes to establish an e-government. This will streamline government performance, optimise efficiency, save costs and create new IT jobs. An e-government is a win-win situation. E-learning and e-commerce are definitely new ways of doing things in the digital age. A relevant curriculum for the electronic age needs to be formulated. This implies doing away with our rote-learning paper-education legacy system. We need to copy best practice from countries doing well in education like Finland, Switzerland, Belgium and Singapore.
We also need to introduce mother tongue as a medium of instruction for all subjects. If Afrikaans is being used as a medium of instruction in South Africa, if Bibles are translated in almost every local language under the Sun, if Google can translate the contents of its webpages, if most countries outside Africa are teaching their children in mother tongue in their learning institutions, why can’t Africans instruct their children in vernacular? Why? The products of our education systems are not for British or American export. As such there is no valid reason as to why we continue to use English as the medium of instruction.

(Sibongile nods her head in agreement)

No learner must walk more than 5 km to school. I have seen NGOs who donate bicycles to learners who walk long distances to school. We thank them dearly from the bottom of our hearts. The initiative must be continued, especially in rural areas. Feeding schemes must also be continued in all schools. Every learner must learn on a full stomach, every learner must learn in mother tongue, every learner must have access to a computer and the internet at school, every learner in a government school must learn for free! Poor students must be supplied with amenities like shoes, jerseys/jackets/blazers. Sanitary pads must be freely supplied to girls who cannot afford them.

(Tafadzwa loosens his neck tie further down his heaving chest)

The same principles must apply to tertiary education. It must be free. It must be in vernacular. Meals and accommodation must be provided for free! After graduation former students need only to work in the public sector for a specific duration and pay back loans given to them as stipends. The loan amount due must not include the tuition fees or costs of accommodation and meals.

(Tafadzwa’s voice is a few decibels up)

Practical subjects, extra-curricular activities, the good work ethic of teachers, the dedication of our learners to excel in their learning areas need to be commended and maintained. However, life skills, computer literacy and mathematical literacy must be taught to everyone in high school and tertiary education. All those studying sciences, mathematics, engineering and technology must also study programming as a second major compulsory subject.
The government must identify talented learners in primary schools, secondary schools, colleges and universities. The ultimate goal will be to channel them towards post-graduate studies or specialise in research. For the later, the government need to build research, innovation and development institutions, something akin to the so-called think-tanks.

(Sibongile nods her head)

The NTA needs to be given a chance to initiate some of those changes. That is why the People’s Progressive Party is not going to join the fray of sloganeering, singing, bootlicking, mudslinging, skulduggery, chicanery or fighting for positions on the feeding trough or the gravy train. We want correct modalities and mechanisms to be put in place to enable free and fair elections to be conducted, and the winner to take the country on a trajectory of prosperity and not regression.

ABS: Thank you very much for your insightful discourse but unfortunately we have ran out of time. If circumstances permit we will continue this discussion next time, same time, same venue. Thank you very much once more for your time.

Restoring Normalcy to Zimbabwe

Perspectives on Restoring Normalcy In Zimbabwe

 

So much has been said on the demise of Zimbabwe at the hands of ZANU(pf) that repetition of the narrative is unwarranted in this article. Suffice to say that cogent solutions are going to be proffered in the hope and belief that such proposals and similar ones will rescue Zimbabwe from further sinking in the self-dug abyss.

The current waves of civil unrest as characterised by demonstrations and stay-aways are testimony of the level of people frustrations. Setting riot police on people demonstrating peacefully and beating them up or arresting them is no solution at all. The fact that the stay-away was not organised by any political party is a strong point to take note of going forward in solving Zimbabwe’s problems.

First and foremost, this writer agrees with all voices calling for the immediate resignation of R. G Mugabe and ZANU pf. The security sector must be reformed  such that it is apolitical and professional. The voters roll and electoral body (Zimbabwe Electoral Commission) must be revamped. All laws and legislations must be aligned with the new constitution. Retrogressive laws must be repealed. Non-partisan judges, magistrates and other legal officers must be appointed to the public office. That’s what is being advocated by all progressive voices in Zimbabwe. It’s true that the problems of Zimbabwe must be solved by Zimbabweans. In legal parlance, there is no obligation to assist your neighbour in dire straits. Hence our neighbours can afford to fold their arms whilst our country burns.

To wait for 2018 elections is stretching the patience and resilience of Zimbabweans to unbearable limits. The failure of ZANU pf and Mugabe is known the world over. The reluctance of ZANU pf and Mugabe to relinquish power is also an open secret. Now the question is : is there a stalemate? Should we wait for 2018? Will necessary reforms be implemented before the elections? Will ZANU pf hardliners tow the line towards reform ? Can Zimbabweans come to a round-table discussion to iron out the problems afflicting the nation ? The answers to some of these pertinent questions will be offered in the following narrative.

Dismantling an entrenched dictatorship is no easy task. It needs resolve, persistence, determination and sacrifices. We still have dictatorial parties in Russia, China, North Korea, Equatorial Guinea etc etc. However the Zimbabwean case is totally different altogether. It requires unique solutions. Which solutions?  Here they are : representatives of political parties, civic groups, NGOs, churches and ordinary citizens must convene and chart the way forward, say at HICC or National Sports Stadium. No hooligans or politicking must be tolerated. Conveners must only entertain robust debate to extricate the country from the sordid social, political and economic morass hindering progress. We owe it to ourselves, our children and the future generation. It’s a landmark shot worth trying. While this conference may not materialise, the following issues should obviously be tabled for discussion and resolving.

The efforts of Tajamuka/Sesijikile, #ThisFlag, opposition parties, YARD and recently the war veterans must be applauded and augmented. The Zimbabwe Lawyers for Human Rights (ZLHR) representing the arrested protesters must be commended for exposing police brutality. They must go a step further in instituting legal proceedings against the police officers and their superiors, even if it means a private prosecution like the Kereke case so as to send a strong warning that police brutality is unwarranted in a democratic society. MPs must table a bill which will seek stiff custodial sentences to law enforcements agents who break the law. If that cloud of human rights abuse by law enforcement agents is removed, then people will be in a position to mount a sustainable and successful demonstration to bring down the evil regime of Mugabe and ZANU pf.  It is heart-warming to note the ZLHR are representing the war veterans and the arrested protesters, former AG Ndebele is offering to assist the incarcerated liberation war heroes, two constitutional petitions challenging Mugabe’s fitness are pending in the constitutional court, and the opposition parties intend to impeach the President on the missing diamonds billions, the declining economy and corruption ravaging the country. All these efforts must be pursued with much vigour so as to pile pressure on Mugabe. Mai Mujuru’s lawsuits against the state’s draconian and insensitive policies (SI 68 and bond notes) must also be supported and applauded, so is the effort to shut down the borders.

All the efforts showing people’s frustration and happiness won’t make Mugabe and his cohorts relinquish  as we all know that ZANU pf has stone-hearted and thick-headed individuals who are selfish, and cruel. The proposal by the Platform of Concerned Citizen to form a National Transitional Authority is the way forward to extricate Zimbabwe from its deepening social, economic and political crisis. ZANU pf wont agree to a NTA unless if they are arm-twisted by SADC or AU. Currently this is highly unlikely. The proponents of the NTA must however mobilise support from all relevant stakeholders and convene a meeting at a symbolic venue like Great Zimbabwe (and attend the meeting draped in the national flag!) wherein the leadership of the NTA must be chosen and most importantly map out the way forward. The chosen shadow government must then be marketed to the international community to source the much needed FDI. The NTA idea must be pursued with vigour and determination as it is the only way to save Zimbabwe from imminent collapse. 2018 is too far! Even if the government tries to foil the efforts to formulate and implement the NTA agenda, a virtual e-state must be formulated.

The tirade against social media by Supa Mandiwanzira and the rhetoric of combating cyberwar by General C Chiwenga is confirmation that the government is aware of the power of ICT. ZANU pf cant be removed through peaceful and valiant actions like protests, petitions or impeachment. Neither can there be a coup de tat to unseat ZANU pf. An NTA structured as an e-government is the requisite coup de grace. A parallel e-state funded through e-commerce must start wooing FDI rather than wait for 2018 which are must likely to be rigged again unless if reforms take place. A well-formulated e-government provides an alternative way to the Zimbabwe political impasse. Through the social media, people must be made aware of the e-state as temporary measure to restore normalcy to Zimbabwe. FDI must not start trickling in after 2018 because that’s way too far. Its needed as of yesterday.

The original brains behind the NTA must forge ahead with or without Tsvangirai or Mujuru if the two are having cold feet about working together or if their egos supersede a call of national duty. Now that the ZANU pf government went ahead with their ill-fated plans of issuing bond notes, Zimbabwean citizens must be alarmed indeed. Rather than sitting on our laurels or on the fence, a pro-active approach being undertaken through demonstrations and court action must be augmented by other radical solutions.  Relevant stakeholders must take the bull by its horns viz-a-viz pursuing the issue of using the Rand or plastic money or bitcoin.

Zanu pf buffoons have vowed not to cede power through a mere X on the ballot paper. The nutty professor of theoretical politics recently said Zanu pf will never reform itself out of power. What does this all mean? Evicting the first family from statehouse and Zanu pf hoodlums from power through a voting process is wishful thinking. Remember the 2013 elections under Nikuv engineering? What happened in Norton must not lull people into believing that Rita Makarau, Tobaiwa Mudede and their cabals will conduct a free, fair and credible election process. Although we had refreshing news from Equatorial Guinea, the same may not happen in Mugabe’s courtyard. So what’s the way forward? A parallel e-government. Believe it or not, ICT is the way to go from now going forward. Traditional brick-and-mortar government will soon be a thing of the past.

In South Africa there is a white enclave called Orania where a semi-autonomous territory runs its affairs independent of the ruling ANC government. Even in Zanu pf itself there are parallel structures run on factional lines. In other words, to take Zimbabwe forward may not necessarily need winning an election. It simply needs programmes, policies and strong institutions to spearhead a paradigm shift in people’s standards of living. A coup is not a viable option for Zimbabwe. Neither is a popular revolution akin to the Arab Spring. It’s tomfoolery to pin our last iota of hope on the much-vaunted 2018 elections. The euphoria for 2018 will translate into disappointment to most people anticipating Zanu pf defeat. Currently there is very little political room to manoeuvre and therefore an urgent need to think out of the box.

Desperate situations call for novel measures. Just like how Zanu pf hired Nikuv and ilk, concerned stakeholders must take the cue and hire consultants to set up a virtual e-government warming the seat for the NTA post 2018 disappointment. There are people like Strive Masiyiwa and Arthur Mutambara who can render assistance in the establishment of a virtual e-government. There are Zimbabweans in the diaspora who need to be enticed to invest their knowledge, skills, time, effort or  expertise in order to change the status quo the way Jews trooped back to Israel. Now Israel is a formidable state in the Middle East . Most urban councils are under the MDC so experimenting the concept must not be much of a challenge. Whether 2018 elections are won by the opposition or not, a shadow e-government will provide a soft landing to long-suffering Zimbabweans. This concept is worth trying. There is nothing to lose in implementing it but everything to lose in complacency and procrastination.